You think they celebrate Thanksgiving?

The plural is actually Batmans.

Wish Dragon, like Amazon Dragon, but at a fraction of the price, and an even tinier fraction of the quality.

Rails under the bumper for fog lamps!

Can you?

What’s the survivable 60-0 speed (as in, you get in a crash at highway speeds)?  Probably around that.  Maybe a bit quicker when you compare seat back vs seat belt.

Please spoil the second person narration thing?  Both the real reason and the lie?

I see now you beat me to the vocab correction.

Though, to address the gay bomb idea, it was just started as a general aphrodisiac weapon, to get the enemy horny, and then someone thought “but what if we could get them horny FOR EACH OTHER?”

“Ordnance” not “Ordinance.”  Ordinances are passed against the use of ordnance.

He’s pushing a baby carriage.

Minimalist stools are what you get when you don’t have enough fiber in your diet.

I hope they include his most famous hot shot fighter pilot role.

I am of course speaking of Bravo, from the 2013 Pixar classic “Planes.”

Yes, but also much easier to replace than a sharkfin antenna

Introducing a new and mysterious villain unlike any The Batman has faced before!

It’s the Joker.

Totally new and unique.

The Joker.

It’s not the Joker!

It’s the Joker.

Series comes out, big reveal, it’s the Joker!  Ha! Fooled you all!

It tastes like old dried grapes.

One of my roommates was big into that, so when the reboot came out, and she got one of the figures, it came with a VHS (yes really) of the original  cartoon, and MAN that was rough.

I thought Pete Davidson was some musician headlining a moderately successful Top-40 style rock band?

Generally French people don’t get eaten by dogs.

I’m very disappointed that Stateville wasn’t a reference to Statesville Prison from Police Squad.

This is a much better gag to reference his work than mine, which was going to involve the “So I said no.  You know, like a liar” bit.