Finally, we’ll see what happens when we get a Bubbles that is truly hard core, like she always knew she could be.

He’s Bond’s nephew, but named Jr?

Hmmm...

Because when people suddenly manifest super powers, they’re the easiest group for someone to oppress.  Because they’re so helpless.

And would people rather electrify their busses, or spend that money towards pay raises for teachers?  Or school upgrades?  Or anything else?

Obviously they lied to you!  Because it’s worth the cost of developing (but secretly) a fake tuna substitute, and risking the penalties for being found to have done so, to avoid the cost of 1.50 a pound in tuna, that is turned into probably $200 worth of tuna subs.

But Terminators mimicking human emotion can be funny.

What if, instead of shorting a stock like Gamestop, they were shorting Amazon?

My thing about that song, is that in the music video, as she leaves her dressing room, she drops her cigarette and grinds it out on the carpet.  Who does that?  Was that an 80s thing where people just didn’t give any kind of a damn at all?

Excuse me, “random bullshit.”

There’s a well known psychological issue where, upon having made a decision, a person then finds themselves compelled to defend that decision irrationally, because who wants to admit to having made a poor decision?

If you bought a Toyota because at the time the Toyota was the best value for your money, and you couldn’t…

I also get uncomfortable riding the escalator on the Metro.

Because people keep fucking standing on the left!  I got places to go, assholes!

There are two escalators in Wyoming.

And yes, apparently some people do need a little bit of hand holding when going on for the first time.

So basically Buzz Lightyear is Hal Jordan for Disney.

I suppose black and chrome is a better look than the multicolored redesign.  I mean, if you’re going to be designing a villain, the SS is a better visual model than a bag of skittles.

Bar Mitzvah of the Daleks.

It was the voice what did it for me, when I watched it at a campground social thing on vacation with my family.

Only a true idiot would think Lolita is really a love story about any kind of positive relationship.

Not like that classic romantic love story Romeo and Juliet.

Bullshit. He spends most of his time beating up mentally ill rich people. Destitute people don’t have cryosuits and cold guns, or circus themed lairs, or enough money to buy twice as many clothes as they need to only wear half of each one for the sake of a theme.

Basically, Killer Croc, and that’s about it for his…

Not like Catholics do. God knows what we did, we know what we did, there’s no need to get a priest involved.