Which is bullshit, as Keenen isn’t country, and Seagal isn’t any bit of rock and roll.  If anything, he’s Kenny G on a bamboo flute.

Bah.  Everyone knows Dutch is the dog command language of choice.

It’s the Silmarillion for cynical music lovers.

They also had the episode where an entire family goes over a cliff in a flaming truck because they didn’t have a child small enough to unhook the truck from the trailer.  Shit gets dark.

Apparently he’s playing either Kingdom Come Bruce, or Batman Beyond Bruce.  But an old Bruce Wayne, live action.

That’s why I picked chemistry. Though I suppose it was an unfair comparison, but only because I doubt Johnson can actually draw up plans for a skyscraper in real life (though maybe he can!)

Make him do some chemistry there while you’re at it.  If Dwayne Johnson can play an architect who can also bench press a medium sized pickup, Dolph can play a chemist who can aslo rip phone poles in half.

No, but give him a few minutes and he can probably memorize them.  And their type bonuses and weaknesses.

It doesn’t matter, they both have about the same lifting capacity.

You ever lie in bed on the phone, and accidentally drop the phone on your face?

Now imagine that phone coming at your face with the force of an exploding airbag behind it.

Unless it’s AMOLED, there’s no such thing as “off” and even a fully black display will still give off light.

So, I’m not the only one who thought that this starred Taron Egerton, and only realized otherwise by looking at the cast list on this thing, right?

You’re confusing correlation with causation.  It’s not that spelling bees cause fatal venomous spider bites, but rather, venomous spider bites kill off stupid people, and the more that die, the better spellers we have in the US, leading to more advanced words being needed.

He handled that like a boss.

If you’ve got enough money, you can just buy the company and then make them do what you want.

It’s horrifying and disturbing, yeah.

But there’s also a few bits that go off the rails and just get goofy.  People flying around, and the whole mosquito thing.

I maintain that Frank Gorshin’s Riddler did more to influence the modern TV and movie Jokers than Romero’s Joker actually did, laugh included.

What the fuck is a “micro-crossing?” You cross the Rubicon or you don’t. That’s what it means. If you’ve only micro-crossed it, you’ve still crossed it, and you either conquer Rome or you get executed.  There’s no one foot over and that’s ok, just don’t do it again.

That’s a whole lotta fur she’s not wearing there.