My favorite part is how he finds out the waiters are really assassins because one of them doesn't recognize the wine as a "Claret."

Also, with the hand that Bond had, he would have been nuts to not try and go all in when he lost. He had Aces over Kings. He had a better hand than Le Chiffre does when he was so confident he had Bond beat in the very last hand. Hell, there was NOTHING Le Chiffre could have beaten Bond with but four Jacks. Which…

That's racist.

Is it really faith when you can just pop over next door to talk with your gods?

So that's how you do it!

They only kill half a puppy in this one.

Fuck this "Alias" shit. John Jones, then Miles Hawkins, then it's
irrelevant because once you've done those two, what else matters?

Phil Connors?

You don't need knees to do the salmon ladder.

Fuck this "Alias" shit. J'onn J'onzz, then Miles Hawkins, then it's irrelevant because once you've done those two, what else matters?

That show messed me up. I couldn't sleep because I dreamed I was waging battle with Jim Profit every time I tried to fall asleep. Using those little translucent plastic building pieces the Dozers used in FraggleRock.

I thought Kylie Minogue was as well, but she's "only" 49.

Says you. I solo'd a bottle of blue raspberry vodka over the course of a night.

I don't believe you.

No, you just get paid to drink.

MiniDiscs, giant robots, and daddy issues. Those are the future.

Up where?

Yeah, but it's different when I do it!

I like pizza. I like coffee. But I don't like pizza and coffee ice cream.

Written by a Frenchman.