Kinja actually just took several dozen weekends I’d previously had, and then shouted “Hey, remember this?” and then crashing with an internal server error when I tried to do so.

Seriously. I’m getting about 3 dozen or more “comments” that are months or years out of date, and whenever I try to see what anything other…

“Ahem, you will note that it was the inactive filler ingredients in the heart medication that were laced with strychnine, not the active ingredients that reduce heart spasms. Please refrain from going on a tirade about Big Pharma.”

-An argument sure to work against people who swear by homeopathy.

Look at her flaunting her big eyeballs like that. Better check your ableist privilege like that.

That’s some sexist bullshit. Maybe it’s the wife’s mistress. You don’t know. You think your generation invented bisexuality?

Hell, look at the eyeballing she’s giving the driver. She wants some of that action.

Data shows Captain Picard where the loathesome and dangerous Ferengi are hiding.

Maybe? Apparently the main guy is older than Carrie, but I don’t know about any of her other flings.

Close, but it’s gotta be a writer. After all, the whole point is wish fulfillment for the writer of the story, so why would the one who gets to have all the sex with the young, beautiful, adoring, love interest be anything other than also a writer? Or teacher.

Nothing creepy bout that!

Now you SAY that you can rub soap all over my junk, which is true, but in doing so, you imply that I CAN’T rub an Uplander all over my junk...

Also, I used to be Stumpy Eeyore, but brought over my non-gag name from the AV club because Kinja is garbage, but can I get reungreyed?

“The increase in female writers would also mean women would be more likely to spy, find things, and, perhaps most remarkably, <i>write on-screen.”</i>

Once we have a movie about a lady who is a middle aged college professor or professional writer who is inexplicably attractive to a mid-twenties guy, and they have…

Bertha, Harriet, etc... don’t have verbal pre-approval for their massive infrastructure project!

And his daughter Georgetta.

Looks fine to me, though I can’t tell what I’m missing out on because kinja is garbage!

"Actrons"

I mean, we could claim squatter's rights. We've been here for so long, and they haven't told us all to leave, so under adverse possession, it's ours!

So, my question is, who is switching over to Kinja, who is refusing to do so, and who is refusing to do so, but will inevitably give in and switch later?

You left out all the ads you'll be seeing!

Yeah, but it's white chocolate.

"So, let's talk fancy house, for the sequel…"

So what does that make us?

I feel so dirty.