Wrong. Aglets are the tips of shoe laces. From the French for "needle." They go through the eyelets, but are not part of them.

And all of those would be great choices in a world in which CCH Pounder didn't exist.

Adam West?

I would absolutely watch that. It'd be hilarious.

Go with Tom Cruise, the original Aladdin!

And in China.

To be fair, they should be deporting anyone who auditions for these live action remakes regardless.

It's Papa Queen! Turns out the explosions knocked his corpse into a Lazarus Pit that happened to be nearby!

Now I actually hope the movie IS secretly about aliens. Maybe at the 40 minute mark, UFOs just show up and vaporize the Luftwaffe and Kriegsmarine there, letting the British reinforce their position and move back out into France again…

But on which side?

He's all about the food, less about the drink. Drinks are something to go with food for him, and nothing more. Analyzing beer (or wine) is not for him.

I thought this was from an episode of No Reservations until I googled it for context.

I believe it's a Psych reference.

Hey, Adele has a great song!

I sometimes worry that I'm going to miss a reference due to my lack of knowledge of the most recent seasons. But it hasn't happened yet.

I mean, statistically speaking, you've got a 7% chance of being immortal.

"Immortals." Highlanders are just like Kurgans and Lead Singers of Fine Young Cannibals. They're a subtype.

Bah. Sorcerers are just Bards without artistic talent.

Eh. That assumes that after 500 years there's no access to any spells or magical items they've discovered. Especially in a family, they could all be Polymorphing themselves younger once a century, or gaining levels in any of the many immortal granting prestige classes. (Monk doesn't count).

It's a bit more than just spooning at that point.