You know what else isn't in the headlines in the future?

Well, in the thing I'd envisioned, he had been impaled on her knives. So, you know, still impaled.

"I have to go back in time and kill my mom! Again!"

But Mon El! How can you be injured? You're immune to Kryptonite!

They even had Klarion bum bum bum The Witch Boy call him out on it in an episode of Young Justice.

What if, and try this out, Bart Allen IS Inertia! But everything else stays the same.

I would.

His name is…

It does make sense, fucking up the future doesn't rewrite history from his perspective.

Damn. I was going to go with pie, but you beat me to it.

To be fair, he did kill Hitler.

The smart ones know better than to mention him.

They cover "Never get involved in a land war on Arisia" and then stop paying attention.

The prologue gives away the whole thing.

Well, their ability to do so. Superpowers are just a handy excuse.

Good trigger discipline there David.

How do you think they repair breaks? It ain't glue.

Wait, how can Regina give the Evil Queen some love? She IS the Evil Queen! It's right there in her name!

Man, there's a whole lotta not much discussion of the actual mystery here. Which I suppose makes sense, but it's still a big part of the actual show.

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