God, apparently. Or maybe Satan, because the Cylons were really angels? I don't know, it all went off the rails there.

Yes. Predator met Archie (and then became Archie).

The thing is, with how they ended that season, she could have.

I think that they could argue that whatever hypothetical competitor doesn't provide the false positives, and thus while the theory is sound, the implementation that Bullet Point does is garbage.

Ditto. Hell, bring Impulse into it, as someone who chased Abra back through time, etc…

I thought Goldstar was a hero? Booster's sister?

Yeah yeah, plot, romance, hypocrisy, etc…

Joan: "You're not the only company trying for this contract are you? There's other companies competing for the millions of dollars this is worth."

Kryptonians have a forcefield that extends around their bodies, which would also keep her modesty intact by keeping the skirt down. It's how their costumes don't get immediately shredded every time they get in a fight.

I like the part where he got the beard trimmed, and now he's going to lose the armor. I get it, but it doesn't seem like Jack to me.

Ditto. I thought he'd taken her head clean off, and was shocked they'd go so hard core with it.

A Russel Crowe.

I hear they're doing a Robin Hood one, but instead of a fox, he's a kiwi.

There's something ironic involving Mongolian neo-Nazis here.

"Doctor Thelonious Plot has developed a machine, a device if you will, that could give Poison Ivy control over all plants everywhere! We must recover this Plot Device before she brings about Armageddon!"

Where does the full penetration enter into it?

Yeah, I was going to make the same joke only to discover, as you said, that not only had someone else beat me to it before in the comments, but before the article even started.

Yeah, but he's a time remnant, so that gives him Flashpoint immunity!

Which "ongoing drama?" I think I missed something maybe?

The drugs he sells are also vegan, and gluten free!