Seemed a little weird for Mickey to be outraged over the whole owl thing given how casually she violates all other rules and mores. Arson, theft, presumably credit card fraud, incitement to sexual assault, accessory to regular old assault, that's fine, but oh, violate the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918, that's…

I am told that you can get away with pretty much anything in a political campaign because it's "in the public interest."

Which is why you wear glasses to court if accused of a violent crime, but DON'T wear them if accused of a white collar crime. They're the thinking man's accessory.

You shut the fuck up about The Librarians!

NCIS Boulder!

"Oh shit, it's Quaptian Queer!"

What he's doing is beating me to making a MST3K joke.

I recognized it as being early post-Crisis, but I figure that's just the most reasonable "Classic" Superman option out there. Anything more recent would be too modern, anything older too dated.

And another thing!

Living in Baltimore with a crappy baseball team is still living in Baltimore. Living in Baltimore back when Ripken was playing was still living in Baltimore.

New Orleans I'll grant, but I will definitely No True Scotsman Miami and any other cities in Florida. Or for that matter, anywhere west of Texas, latitude be damned.

But once you're in Baltimore, how much worse can things really get?

I will have you know that there are no cities in the South. Just ask damn near any TV writer.

We've got Chicago, too!

Also, really, shooting the guy who can shatter a nukeproof window with a snap of his fingers? What, exactly, did you think that would do? He's obviously got more juice going on than mere bullets can overcome.

At first, when the Doctor was saying that Grant would have powers until the crystal "passed," and then we have the timer going off, and Grant saying "doody calls." I was definitely thinking he had a different method of keeping the powers.

I sure hope some cross got fired for that blunder.

At least one of them is Arnie Hammer, which I remember because his last name is Hammer.

Yeah. She's not wrong about the killer robots from the future, but I don't know that putting her in a mental institution is necessarily a bad idea.

No, Star Wars is Lord of the Rings in Space, and instead of a ring, it's a proton torpedo they have to deliver.