Not Greg Evigan circa TekWar?

Jesse and Barry can each take one side of the keyboard.

I actually didn't like the jet line. Because what exactly, in universe, is that supposed to mean? Was she a former fighter pilot or something? It only makes sense as a nod to her former role.

Whoops. Time for my Super Amnesia power.

So, my question is, how did Cobblepot get elected to anything wearing an outfit like that with a haircut like that? Wing collars for business? Really? More like FARTorial missteps.

Hey, it'd be more investment in the space program than we have under Obama!

Yeah, it's terroirable.

Though, the first few cases in White Collar did also wind up with some murder attached. I know this because I was annoyed when I was watching it for that very reason.

I just raise my cattle on a diet of marijuana leaves and stems.

Sure, you can say that death is the fate of everyone, but we've got about a 7% chance of being immortal right now.

I thought that he was/had been working on AIDA the AI before he ever got roped into working with SHIELD.

Gynoid, dammit. An android is very specifically a robot in the form of a male.

And yet, if Daisy had just shot Simmons in the leg with an arrow, that would be brushed over in a minute.

Shame he explodes at the beginning of the second season.

Who so?

To be fair, the real stuff doesn't have to look real, because it is real. It can afford to look cheap.

I was wondering about it. I recognized the voice, but all the tattoos made it hard to recognize him.

Hanged, not burned.

Yes.

At least it wasn't 500 free hours of AOL.