Especially since we're looking at about a 15 minute flight time for most modern ICBMs

As well you should. I did when I was writing it.

For that we need a different Whedon Stable actress.

Come Out Ye Black and Tans could work, with enough squinting as a song from Team Machine to Samaritan.

Fusco is a better fit for Santa, both physically, and because his character would be, in my opinion, even funnier dealing with kids sitting on Santa's lap. And then we can get things like Reese telling him "You're Santa. Be jolly."

I was also thinking "She crawled through 500 feet of the worst imaginable filth…

Oh yeah, there's that too.

I'll bet he prefers Sammy Haggar, too.

He's going to reveal that he has a memo that was sent to him delivering the names of all the upcoming celebrity deaths as well.

That's the conspiracy!

Yeah. Even so, and this is a fairly modern interpretation I'm sure, someone working in a mental hospital like that should reject such overtures from patients, even if they initiate. Which, eventually, he did do.

Enough with bringing out these holograms of dead performers to do a "duet."

"I just got a bag of flaming dog poop!"

Turns out it's the one where Kate gets shot.

Perhaps John Clare likes poetry because of Vanessa.

I'm sad that this show is not about a bomb throwing Victorian lady anarchist.

Hypothetical: The writers chose to make Vandal Savage uninteresting and uninspiring to make it that much more satisfying when he gets murdered a whole bunch.

Possible twist idea.

Between the hair and the glasses, and working IT (apparently ALL of IT) I'm just gonna call him Mosster Terrific.

Maybe yours don't.