Melania fail in what??? In Paper napkin modeling?? She won’t even be in a White House. She has been replaced, by a younger model.

In a New York Times interview with writer Maureen Dowd, Talley, while wearing a Norma Kamali sleeping bag coat

Lol. I took that to mean they aren’t done as in, more work is still on the horizon. But I like to find the sarcasm in everything so maybe not.

All I want to say to her is...

“Queen Elizabeth II reportedly “approves” of Meghan Markle I”

So much thirst.

Meghan Markle is American. I know because I looked it up when I heard they were dating because I was very pleased at the prospect of a rebel infiltrating the royal family.

there is a special ab make up, to make abs look abbier

WHO IS DOING BELLA’S MAKEUP, WHO? Her face is ten million shades lighter than her abs. It is not just lighting or flash. That is horrid and her MUA should be fucking canned. Good god. 1) Always match your foundation to your neck or as close as possible; 2) Blend until your hand breaks off; 3) If you’re tanning, have a…

Trees kick ass, thanks for the info!

Biologist here. We can respond to this. These trees offer more to the planet than younger trees (more CO2 absorption, deeper roots, more biodiversity etc) and it takes hundreds of years to replace them. Make a quick call to your representatives demanding protection for older forests. (Planting new trees in cities is…

I always used to respond to Merry Christmas with Happy Holidays (seemed nice to not have the same back to back), now I’m just defaulting to “fuck off”

Alabama sucks at everything.

there aren’t even lights. The ornaments are too sparse and look cheap. Fuck outta here with that poor showing.

Looks like shit is that what Christmas trees look like in Alabama

Sephora employee here! Bobbi Brown makes the BEEEST highlighters and mascaras. I’ve never worn her foundation but I hear it is the jam.

Yes! My first “nice”brand. I went to her brand because I could actually trust the makeup artists to make me look like a well put together version of me. They would teach me how to do the techniques too. It was great.

I can’t decide if you are very young or just very weird.

Semi-OT, but does anyone else get this very “uncanny valley” feeling whenever you look at Blac Chyna? There’s something about her features and her skin that make her look doll/mannequin-like. Everything is too smooth. I can’t tell if it’s her makeup, her cosmetic procedures, or photoshop, but I haven’t seen a picture…

YOUR MOM'S A DISNEY FILM PERHAPS