We’re still yassing, I think? Maybe not adding the queen onto it, but my 12 year old still yasssssssssssssses and I think she’s kind of trendy. ADMITTEDLY though we live in the south and we’re always behind on shit.

She's Joanne the Scammer and she never fails to make me laugh hysterically

I want to apologize for my behavior last weekend — for not being more careful and candid in how I described the events of that early morning and for my role in taking the focus away from the many athletes fulfilling their dreams of participating in the Olympics. being a lying liar who lies. Sometimes I forget regular…

1972 wants its comedy routine back.

If by “mental and physical energy” the day before my period you mean an urge to listen to sad music and remove unwanted body hair, yes, I have that.

Thyme oil is supposed to be good for alleviating period symptoms.

That is some Rambo-level hardcoreness for a twelve-year-old, so...

I wanted to like cups, but I HATED the DivaCup when I bought it: the learning curve with the seal was steep, and even when it was in correctly (a process that took forever because of the folding and contortions), it felt uncomfortable. I’d like to find one that works for me, because of the who cost/waste thing, but…

As someone who feels like her uterine lining is ripped out and gets massive headaches every month, I salute you for swimming in the Olympics with your rag, Fu Yuanhui.

i don’t drink it i just keep it around to throw in bobby’s face

yours sounds so much smarter than mine does. the genesis for my paper was that 30 Rock episode where they spoof Jez

Mine was about levels of trust people had for fellow commentators and how that changed with the implementation of Kinja: “’The tightly woven community began to disintegrate:’” A Study of Diminished Trust in the Online Communities on Jezebel.com”

Having an embarrassing term paper put on the internet would be so low on my list of most embarrassing moments that it would be almost quaint.

Oh god I am reading the first paragraph and I want to kill my 26/27-year-old-self

Agreed on all counts; if you’re too pissed to drive you’re too pissed to have sex, and deciding against either one could be devastating.

‘The guy has to somehow be under full control the entire time he is shitfaced’

That may be one of the dumbest comments I've read on Jezebel. Thanks for demonstrating that you have a complete lack of understanding about how and when consent can be given.

“Remember in the 80's when we could get shitfaced and not get jail time when we killed people from driving home drunk? Ha ha ha ha. Good times.”

RIP Millihelen!!!