That cheater banner is like what most every person whose ever been cheated on WANTS to do but so few have the budget. Well-played.

hahahha Stephanie March. Props. That is hilarious.

sorry Jia girl agree to disagree because this shirt is amazing and you are spilling your haterade right down the front of it

D’nofrio is way way way better than Vince Vaughn, at least acting wise!

Vincent D’Onofrio has always been the better actor of the two. I mean, come on. Full Metal Jacket? Little Saints? Guy is a powerhouse when he’s cast right.

Really JLo with the photoshop. You’re a 45 year old woman. My 10 year old niece has more lines in her neck ffs. I mean smooth a wrinkle here and there, I get that. But to make it look like you’re a Real Doll TM?

She used the wrong word cus, like, poetry.

WOW she looks like Jessica Lange!

Sheeran replied, “Ate the booty? No.”

How many of them have gotten an oral E. coli infection from it so far?

Every time my husband and I ask people to hang out I feel like they’re going to think we’re inviting them to a swinger party. Being a grownup is awkward (or maybe just I am).

If she meant that as in, it’s just harder to find good friends as opposed to finding someone to sleep with, I agree. You can get on any number of dating apps and will eventually find somebody to sleep with, but making new friends (or creating a social circle in a new place, etc) requires more time and effort. But if…

God, who shit in your cornflakes this morning? I’ve never felt compelled to say “Ohhh yeah, lick dat minge, I’m gonna swing on her tits” during sex. But then again perhaps you’re the normal one here and everyone else is sexually oppressed or some shit?

I would have to drop dead to get someone to give me flowers because they’d send them to my funeral. I’ve never been given flowers. I honestly thought it was a thing that happens in movies and not actually in real life.

It is the Joyful Heart Foundation, and here is Mariska with Wayne County’s (Detroit) kick-ass prosecutor, Kym Worthy, promoting rape-kit testing last year.

Mariska Hargitay started a foundation (the name of which I can’t recall) to test rape kit backlogs, inspired by her time as Det. Olivia Benson. There was even an episode of SVU about it.

For me, it was feminists telling cis women that using the words “vagina” and “uterus” while protesting the eradication of abortion rights was “transphobic”.

Oh FFS....

Once again proving that college students have WAY too much time on their hands.