I just flaunted my ability to eat most of a large bag of Doritos at work. I am just like Stars.

He did it before it was cool.

Anyone dumb enough to register for that site with the same email as their Facebook profile deserves to get busted.

This is easily the least shocking thing I’ve read on the Internet all week. Of course this particular brand, which is all about status and rich white women, would be fat-shaming. Of course.

This woman got caught breaking the law, and is now reporting that her citation is making her less likely to repeat the same violation. Good? I’m so confused by why she thinks she’s a victim and why this is newsworthy. STOP POURING POTABLE WATER ONTO THE MOTHERFUCKING GROUND.

Hope I’m not taking this too seriously, but...You know Lyme disease is real, right?

There were relatively few American White women involved, feminist or otherwise, actually. If you took even 30 seconds to use the Google-fu before blathering on about “White feminists” you would see that the organization is comprised of a pool of women who are multi-ethnic and multi-national.

That I need more such friends?

Plus, this is the only Mama

Aw, I liked it. And since she grew up thinking Todd Rundgren was her dad, their relationship is unique.

Are you, with any sincerity at all, comparing denial of all use of the internet, television, telephones, etc. with employee computer use requirements? You know, the ones that only apply while using that computer?

You should. I fully embrace light vandalism for shit like this. Ask my neighbor, whose “PRAY FOR OUR PRO-LIFE POLITICIANS” signs repeatedly disappear.

Step 3: Reality show on TLC to replace the 9,000 other shows they can’t air anymore because the stars are horrible people.

Go for it. I’d print out some giant stickers with actual facts about reproductive health and what CPCs really are, and plaster the shit out of them.

Superman loves fetuses y’all.

I can’t get on the Trap Queen band wagon. When songs like this are popular it just blows my mind. I can’t be the only one that things this song is just incoherent and whiny!

Ohhh geeeeeeze! This is just reaching unnecessarily. In her eyes, she was thinner than she is currently and feels as though she was skinny. Why nit pick and pull out websters? Every woman does this.

For what it’s worth, only Bullfrog and LaRoche are on the Environmental Working Group approved list. http://www.ewg.org/2015sunscreen/…

For what it’s worth, only Bullfrog and LaRoche are on the Environmental Working Group approved list. http://www.ewg.o…

Which one of the Duggars are you?

You don't agree with their physiology? You mean philosophy?