Why thank you!

Please, we all know who wore it best.

All excellent choices, thank you muchly!

Banana Town, I like it. Might have to start subbing that for "crazypants."

Weirdly enough, I heard that song twice on the way to work today. Perhaps your wish is coming to fruition.

Your clear solution: The Clapper. If only it would open doors too.

A few of the True Blood ones are surprisingly tasty. Not that I would know or anything.

I proudly accept my invitation. I've been angling for my own version of a "Dalmatian Plantation" since I was roughly 6.

Funny, I had a vocal coach in college who advised that I imagine breathing in through my vagina. This seems a lot less strange in comparison now.

True! I adored Aunt Jemima as a kid, as weird as it is to adore a woman on a maple syrup bottle. I also thought she and Uncle Ben (as in the rice) were married.

Agreed, that was positively awesome!

Aww, poor pup. Glad he's doing better!

I'm already that person to a degree, haha!

I do to a degree, actually. We give my dog a boatload of supplements so as to avoid getting her a full Xanax prescriptions. So she gets some mix of chicken broth, chicken, pumpkin, and sweet potato every night as a vehicle for the three different capsules. It's not terrible, but I occasionally feel a little nutty.

It's not in any of those "how to comment" or "about" links and it drives me bonkers. I always end up googling as well. Good on your for your public service thread! :)

That sounds like the life right there. You could also start prepping your dog's raw food from scratch

My Jack Russell Terrier is named Penny. HA!

Oh my goodness is Topanga looking sexy these days.

Thank you so much for the details, I appreciate it. Have you perchance purchased any of their jeans? Lane Bryant stopped making the "Right Fit" ones, and plainly put, that particular line was the only thing that accommodated the giant jump in inches between my waist and my hips/butt. I'm thinking of trying some…

Indeed, thanks for the tip!