For some reason when I hear “Arlo Day” I think about an insurance company.

People Magazine must have a deal with the Duggars to feature them a certain amount of times in a calendar year and they evidently paid upfront because they have been so desperate to find a way to promote them without looking like pedo apologists.

Sad Update: Uncle Ted is suing her for defamation of the family name.

Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris’s child would be born with terrible veneers probably...

*Sees title*

She honestly...she’s just someone who was never pretty, smart or interesting and got no attention because of it. This is her way of making up for lost time. Mean, but true.

How long until a GoFundMyBigotry page pops up for this brave soul?

Pretty rude of the hotel to not tell me they found my coffee maker.

I don’t think there will be as many complaints about this as the new Ghost Busters movie.

Not that Tom is super unique, but Tim is just so damn basic and it totally fits him.

Huh. When did HuffPo become a sister publication to Seventeen magazine?

Yes, that’s true. But from what this mother has been saying to the press it seems she really loves her child, despite some of her more eye raising statements. I don’t think she’d be able to give her up (even if she felt it was for the child’s own good) without feeling concerned for the child’s welfare.

See, as a social worker I really get annoyed when people say things like "could have easily put the child up for adoption." No. Adoption is not an easy process. Especially if the child is mix-raced. You'd be horrified to find out how many potential parents treat adoption as a shopping trip more than anything else.

She is not wrong about the area she lives in though. Being mixed race there would be a nightmare (having same-sex parents will be rough too). I hope they find the means to move.

When I was in third grade I started school a week late because my family was in Europe. When I got back I thought all my friends would be excited to see me but instead I found out that someone had started a rumor I had died.

I know he probably has people do it for him but for some reason the image of the Pope tweeting while he's on the Holy Can makes me really happy.

I would be so happy if that were true...

I saw Ariana Grande perform once and she was disappointingly talented. I thought she would be funny and we could laugh but her voice is actually hella strong.

If a guy left me for Sandra Bullock I would totally understand.

Nicki looked great. Taylor kind of looks like someone’s PTA president mother dressed up as a flapper for Halloween. I kind of want her to do something more creative with her hair.