He wants to cuddle with you while you're still moist from the shower, wearing nothing but a pair of panties. **shudder**

I can't lie: I checked out as soon as I hit the word "cuddle" in the first bullet point. "Cuddle" is the "moist" of relationship words. *cringes*

This type of interaction is starting to become my #1 pet peeve. Example: at the pharmacist, they want to know my name, then how many prescriptions I am there to fill.

Yes, Jim Gaffigan, yes.

Me too, but it works so well.

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"Because men aren't afraid of the real temperature. Women want to pretend that it's 30 degrees when it's actually in the 50s."

I figured it was because of estrogen and periods and salad and shoes.