Your legs are the crumple zone. 

Can’t stand ads that diss the competition. All I can hear is “our product is meh, but at least they don’t suck as much as the competition. Look at them. Look at them!”

Those ... velocity stacks!

All the stars for you, sir, and good day!

Yup, drove one of extensily for a couple of months a couple of lives ago. It was unwise to able to do so with no training, and that was in Chicago, but I managed fine. Can’t imagine how it’d have been, for example, in Colorado Springs because, you know, mountains and curves. 

That couple seem about to enjoy the camping limousine part of it. A lot. Swell!

Can’t wait for the ads to see what real people, not actors, will have to say about it. 

Are these wheels better?

Can’t unsee now, thanks!  My eyes, awwwhhhh. 

Hmmm, that will hurt. 

Bravo! *clap hands*

That, they take pride of their pragmatism.  It’s all about maximizing value/return of investment above all else. 

It might be a dream driving on crosswinds but, it’s cool AF. NP. 

Sorry, too fugly. RAM and Tundra look much better than this, and even my TONKA truck looks better. Chevy is trying too hard, meaning is really desperate, to look bad ass with that horizontal bar. They messed up with the Camaro, the Silverado, and now this. Great job!

V8 >>> whatever Subaru put on the Tribeca

‘Tis a fine line between “de gustibus” and “disgusting bus.”

Glad to know you LOVE the Galdiator!

By inviting Elon, you should have something else besides beer, wink, wink. And have the barbecue on 4/20.

Makes as much sense as the new beetle, I mean, 911, a rear-engined car. 

I feel bad for the guy, you can tell he is making a to-do list in his head: