I’m confused. Possibly by your type-yelling. How old are the tits?

Lotsa Chris Pratt in Edelman’s celebrity mix.

It’s easy for Brady to talk around this subject. Because the lack of any identifiable spine is in no way connected to the proper function of vocal cords.

It’s great to see Brady embrace the current age of activism by standing up for a cause. Chapeau, Tom Brady. The world applauds your brave stance against the creeping menace of OPI.

Child of a struggling single mom who dressed me funny during my elementary school years in the 1970's in central Wisconsin. She signed me up for wrestling in 2nd grade. At the first competition (hard to call it a tournament) I faced a kid whose name and face I still remember. Roller skating was a big cultural thing at…

Just because their owner, entire fan base, and Ugg-wearin’, MAGA-luvvin’ QB are all loathsome festering bungholes doesn’t make them wrong. Hands off the merchandise, Texans.

I vote for a catapult constructed from lime juice and jellyfish. Filled with gasoline and then launched through a flaming ring.

Kawhi is etching his legend, seemingly from equal parts will, ability, and some next-level, Yuri-Geller “Imma bend a spoon with my MF mind” focus.

Drake on the other hand? Kinda like a plantar’s wart/cold sore combo.

I’ve made up my mind on this one. The larger question (for me) is how to root for the Raptors with…

“Greek Salad”

That Garneau lid also looks great around the office. No wonder it’s a favorite.

That Garneau lid also looks great around the office. No wonder it’s a favorite.

Alternately, the coach who successfully applies a full coat of red lipstick (while wrestling) across the upper and lower lip of the opposing coach shall be granted an additional down.

A tickle fight is also intriguing. Can owners serve as seconds?

I LIKE this Circle of Shame concept. That’s topnotch broadcast content in…

Let’s not forget Chuck MuthaFuggin’ CECIL.

I don’t have a hot take here. Or any take at all, really. I don’t even watch or follow boxing in any place other than Deadspin. But as a fan of the artful arrangement of words, ideas, concepts, narratives, insights, observations and punctuation marks (in other words, journalism,) I just want to say that Deadspin’s…

When it comes to meathead sunglasses, baseball players and triathletes co-own the franchise. 

Thanks for noting her accomplishment and placing it in perspective. Little known fact (because cycling); she’s also a rad human.

If I could make it rain stars for this, I would.

Packer fan here. And grateful Wisconsin ex-pat. Take your fucking star.

Hey bud. You seem to be confusing your way with THE way.

Hey bud. You seem to be confusing your way with THE way.

It’s a VERY good pan that’s constructed to professional kitchen standards. To some, this adds to the appeal instead of detracting from it. Because to an informed kitchenista, those very utilitarian aesthetics make you look like you know what you’re doing. To the observant (and maybe a little cynical) bystander, possess…

It’s a VERY good pan that’s constructed to professional kitchen standards. To some, this adds to the appeal instead…

Unless...TAKIS! (best paired with HandiWipes. Lot’s of ‘em.)