Accelerating onto the freeway is basically like playing DDR in my car. First gear, off the clutch, WOT, wait for the score to climb, off the gas, slam in the clutch, 2nd gear, off the clutch, 100% throttle application, when it gets past 6k I get to do the whole dance again. It’s a lot of fun you should try it some…

Dude, I go WOT at least once EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. For real. I mash the gas all the fucking time. I figured that’s why it goes all the way down, so you can mash it that far. Why are you posting on Jalopnik?

Teslas all over are experiencing a “problem,” the suit alleges, and furthermore, Tesla knows about it, and refuses to stop it.

“In every case we’ve seen where unintended acceleration was alleged, the vehicle diagnostic logs confirmed the acceleration was due to the driver pressing the accelerator pedal,” a Tesla spokesperson told Jalopnik.

If this happend where I lived then there would have been 2 cars under that trailer because they were camping or crawl passing. I never go pass the semi unless I can clear the whole truck and I don’t take my sweet ass time doing it either.

4 houses? New Corvette for son? Pays tax with coins?

Except, when they don’t. I worked for Jewel and their union was fucking awful, useless and corrupt. In fact, I never came across a union that didn’t involve skilled labor to be worth a fucking shit. They take more money from you and you don’t get any real representation or benefits, just doing full-time work for…

This is so much truth right here.

I agree. Just because its electric doesn’t mean it has to have all this tech in it that really no one asked for, and a majority of buyers probably wont even use. How many S Class owners, for example, ever really use their radar based semi autonomous cruise control? Probably slim to none. I’m fine with an EV that’s…

Shit Posing As Meat

I live in upstate SC and we have gotten snow 1-2 times for the last few years. We have two problems:

Oh fucking fuck me. Fuck this. Fuck Trump. Fuck anyone who voted for him. I don’t give a shit if you like to hear it, Trump voters. You just steered our country directly toward the pits of hell, and if your feelings are hurt by me telling you that, good. Maybe you will think next time you vote instead of pulling the…

Things that apparently do not matter to Jalopnik commenters:

Calling out reporters for bad press? I thought they were running a car company, not for President.

For five grand you could also buy this quadrasteer.

It says three seconds into the video that it’s a 0-60 mph test. In graphics. Right there for you. Why did you just try to write an article acting as if you’re deducing what is actually shown. There’s nothing sneaky about it, and this article kind of pisses me off. Both because it’s click baity as all hell and because…

Sweep the legs???

Prudent of publications to not buy and publish the photos. Publishing images of people in bed without their consent has bankrupted publications before.

It’s Michigan’s No-Fault insurance. No one is ever at fault anymore, your insurance pays for your car, theirs pays for them and unless it’s blatant, like no taillights on the car in front of you that stops on a dime and you run into it, you can’t do small claims court either. So all the medical bills also involved…

Had a girl in a drive-thru the other day tell me she liked the wreath and was “surprised to see that on a man’s car”.... I laughed.