I was killed by nerve gas during an exercise. So I got to use my sweet acting skills to fall dramatically to the floor and flop like a fish. A few guys laughed.

That’s got to be the best possible gig, right? “Just lay here while everybody else busts ass.”

How are the aerodynamics effected by Sally Field sticking her head out of the T-tops?

Ugh... I guess I’ll wade into this mess.

This has always been my number 1 problem with the concept of first class. Why would I want to get on the plane first? I want to get on the plane last and get off first. The absolute minimal amount of time spent on the plane is what I would want a premium to pay for.

When I fly with only a backpack I still like to get there early because i’ve encountered the arse with too many carry-ons that take all available space under the seats. It did not happen in my row (thankfully) but on a Delta flight recently a person took all underseat space in their entire side of the row (so under…

I feel the same way. I never understand why people are in such a hurry to get packed into a small place where they are going to have to sit for a long while. Why be in such a hurry to get out of the (relatively) spacious terminal?

This. I purposefully fly with nothing but a small backpack and always check my luggage. I cannot stand how people fight for overhead space or leap out of their seats the moment the wheels touch down or try to ram a far too large bag into a far too small cubby. If I can’t fit it in my backpack and store said…

That guy in the green shirt was already eating his peanuts. What a rookie. He’s going to be screwed when he realizes that he doesn’t get any more.

This is pretty sweet... ‘buck-seventy is all I could muster on an empty oval...

That might sell me on paddles. Was the camera guy trying to document the pissing of the pants there at the end?

What are you going to do with half-used fluids?

If Faraday Future ever makes it to production and the company OUTPERFORMS even Fisker in sales, I will strip down to a Speedo and run the length of 6th street in Austin on a game day Saturday night at 11:00 pm from IH35 all the way to Congress. Patrick George and Stef will monitor the event.

Plus, the car still needs to be driven under its own power when returned. I’d rather not risk breaking down on the way to turn the car in.

Stripping off parts is one thing, with some owners being able to argue the compensation provided isn’t sufficient. The suggestion to change out the oil and coolant seems overly spiteful.

It made a lot more sense once I read this:

Only $69.88 at Harbor Freight with a coupon

Translated by my co-worker (son of Russian immigrants to America, not a joke)

Problem solved.

His palms are sweaty, arms weak, doors heavy, something something LaFerrari.