The amount of crazy dash cam footage we see from Russia is just astronomical.

I have never once had to give my license plate number to an insurance company. I believe it’s not relevant to them in any way. Your policy is linked to the VIN, even in states like CA where your coverage is transmitted directly to the DMV.

When I see a car in the snow with the wipers up, I take it as the international sign for “I’m not comfortable with this situation and probably shouldn’t be driving today”

Always wait until last minute to brake when icy. The ABS and All-Season tire combo works better when you need to stop very quickly.

Drivetrain makes nowhere near the difference as winter tires do.

d) Browse Craiglist for: Max Price 5000, Max Year 1980

Nah, doing this would be a total fail in Forza. You need to have an opponent be in mid-turn to act as a wall-brake in order for it to work.

...and an ignition switch that locks the gearshift for theft protection and not the steering column.

This is the Most Fortunate Sequential Plate In This History Of Mankind

This reminds me of what I did around this time last year when I was bored at work...

Are you going to try your shirt technique to hide all the oil stains? You know, cover the whole driveway in oil so it hides the oil stains?

Racks are silly if you don’t carry anything with them. It’s just like yoga pants. “LOOK AT ME I’M ACTIVE” You’re not fooling anyone buddy.

It’s a wagon, you can fit what you need inside.

My neighbors Dodge Caravan had doors like that 20 years ago. Sure, they slid backwards instead of forward, but a sliding door is a sliding door.

All I could think was how much it reminded me of a Monte Carlo...which isn’t what you want a semi-exotic Italian car to ever remind you of.

Holy crap, I made a Jalopnik article! My life is complete.

Yeah. The nerve of that guy. Parking stuff in his driveway. Seriously, fuck him. Next thing you know, it won’t be a nice clean white trailer. It’ll be a dirty 15 year old Dodge Caravan with mismatched fender colors. And he will whisper softly to the world: “You let this happen”

You know what’s the real story? This fucking muppet got out of the car with power going to the wheels.

Have no fear! This is only the 2nd part of a trilogy. ;)

Yeah, but you would lose 10 games a year and everyone would always be on sports radio complaining that your untalented back-up was better than you.