Prudent of publications to not buy and publish the photos. Publishing images of people in bed without their consent has bankrupted publications before.

Either this is a typo or some deep metaphysical stuff.

My dad told me a story from his high school days, A local hospital was conducting a mass casualty drill and they needed volunteers to be distraught family members. So he and a few friends drove his karmann ghia into the ER (note: i do mean that he drove into the er waiting room) and then scattered. Running around the…

As you can see it has a danish flag on it. It isn’t a bandage, its his Danish Kamikaze bandana or Hachimaki.

It’s Michigan’s No-Fault insurance. No one is ever at fault anymore, your insurance pays for your car, theirs pays for them and unless it’s blatant, like no taillights on the car in front of you that stops on a dime and you run into it, you can’t do small claims court either. So all the medical bills also involved…

Oh... oh my.

Had a girl in a drive-thru the other day tell me she liked the wreath and was “surprised to see that on a man’s car”.... I laughed.

I was killed by nerve gas during an exercise. So I got to use my sweet acting skills to fall dramatically to the floor and flop like a fish. A few guys laughed.

That’s got to be the best possible gig, right? “Just lay here while everybody else busts ass.”

How are the aerodynamics effected by Sally Field sticking her head out of the T-tops?

Ugh... I guess I’ll wade into this mess.

This has always been my number 1 problem with the concept of first class. Why would I want to get on the plane first? I want to get on the plane last and get off first. The absolute minimal amount of time spent on the plane is what I would want a premium to pay for.

When I fly with only a backpack I still like to get there early because i’ve encountered the arse with too many carry-ons that take all available space under the seats. It did not happen in my row (thankfully) but on a Delta flight recently a person took all underseat space in their entire side of the row (so under…

I feel the same way. I never understand why people are in such a hurry to get packed into a small place where they are going to have to sit for a long while. Why be in such a hurry to get out of the (relatively) spacious terminal?

This. I purposefully fly with nothing but a small backpack and always check my luggage. I cannot stand how people fight for overhead space or leap out of their seats the moment the wheels touch down or try to ram a far too large bag into a far too small cubby. If I can’t fit it in my backpack and store said…

That guy in the green shirt was already eating his peanuts. What a rookie. He’s going to be screwed when he realizes that he doesn’t get any more.

This is pretty sweet... ‘buck-seventy is all I could muster on an empty oval...

That might sell me on paddles. Was the camera guy trying to document the pissing of the pants there at the end?

What are you going to do with half-used fluids?

It made a lot more sense once I read this: