Clairvoyant Bill looks like someone who just walked in on their parents doing it.

This sounds like something Dante, Randall, or Jay would say in Clerks.

Behind the safety on the Internet, I’m going to bitch about a former classmate who was so surprised at the homeless population he had to walk past to his downtown studio (from a cool political function he just had to name drop) that he declared the city should do something about it.

Dude, where is this from?

Bro, I’m glad someone brought this up. This #shebelieves tournament of a total of four teams seems like some ham fisted money grab. They even handed out a Golden Boot and Best Goalkeeper award! The winner’s ceremony looked like they just won the World Cup. It was kind of awkward.

Reading from my Long Beach office, I got to ask, what the fuck is a CBJArtillery? Is this some sort of lame equivalent to American Outlaws for US soccer (cue Kid Rock’s Bawitdaba)?

Everyone’s ragging on this guy. I think $100~125 is perfectly a fine amount to spend on rent.

We just want to know how well you will cover tight ends.

Bitch, didn’t you read? He typed “confident” in ALL CAPS. Pretty clear the judges are negligent when considering the facts in this case.

I think Chuck Klosterman made a good point on Bill Simmons podcast when he was still on ESPN about the Paterno scandal. If the crimes and coverup happened with the mathematics department instead of the football program, would we advocate eliminating the entire department? Punish the department by restricting…

He looks like a wrestling villain that deserves a Mr Perfect perfect-plex.

I don’t know, same reason there’s been a LA Rams blog (I assume?)

Weird story tangential to the crotch/butt letter: walked into a coffee shop but the path to the register is blocked by someone sitting down at the left and some Matt Walsh conservative tough guy wannabe getting water to the right. I said, “Excuse me” but he pretends not to hear or see me. So I see the tiny daylight…

Eh, I knew who she was before the incident. She was getting significant internet male gaze attention before the crime.

Haha yep. But watch out for Jamboree...there’s usually a CHP parked there. And there’s one on the weekends in the nearby 55 from Chapman to the 5.

Ehhh...it’s that stretch by the Citadel where there’s those concrete barriers along the number one lane and everybody becomes a pussy trying to not hit them. It’s a little bit winding with some mild elevation changes.

“I’m very familiar with that stretch, and trust me, 85-90 is crazy-fast.”

Oh shit, Fido wanted me to tell you he wants to grab coffee this weekend and talk about that business trip last month in Albany.

Yeah I think that movie was Pitch Perfect 2?

I don't know — I usually don't give a crap about marathons or any track and field event but all the controversy and hoopla surrounding the event has me interested.