Nice subtle whitewashing there.

Or Encino Man reboot.

Hahahaha I totally thought Suicide Squad was released in January or April or something. Goddamn there's been so much electrons spun over this movie

Why is Tom Cruise picking over Brendan Fraser's leftovers? I thought it was weird enough that Will Smith decided to be in an ensemble cast
for Suicide Squad. I guess movie stardom strategy has changed.

So we're on close to the inevitable Lin-Manuel Miranda/Hamilton backlash, right?

Oh I definitely shouted the "visions of swatzikas in my head/plans for everyone" part. Gotta go all in.

I like the Weird Al parody Asshole Sun.

I did a Bowie cover for karaoke once. It was China Girl. It was awkward. That song is longer than I remembered it.

I thought the Lin-Manuel Miranda backlash will start soon but not today, I guess.

I took three months off of my regular TV viewing because of work. What reviews did they cancel?

I'm disturbed by how many "Jay did it and did it alone" subscribers out there.

So what is this? A warmed over retread of Parenthood?

I'm seeing double here! Four Dazzlers!!

I would let them all snu-snu me.

Oh you didn't hear? That's his new show for CBS — Star Trek: Sex and Farts.

Who's the trainer? She's pretty cute.

Yeah, how are the other patrons there not freaking out that they're sitting next to Obama?

Why is Chris being such a little bitch again?

Damn, that footage of American soldiers got to me. The elderly Vietnamese begging for mercy. Fucking a.

I always thought their musical sketches were great.