Real confession: I have a mad crush on the barista that as recently as three months ago has a boyfriend.

Yeah and it felt good too. Thanks for reading!

I…what?

Lionel Hutz: DAAAA!! I move for a bad court thingy.

I disagree that Asian Americans can't be racist. The crap that came out on the message boards from AA's over Peter Liang was disgusting. And AA's absolutely get institutional advantages from racism. It's complicated but it's there.

I understand the distinction but it's kind of silly. It's like saying someone isn't a murderer, he's a killer! It's still messed up.

"I can't be racist!"

My point is people like you are obnoxiously and arrogantly underestimating the possibility of a Trump win and are going to wonder what the fuck happened when the Trump transition team is announcing nominations in December.

You just want to see naked dong.

Hmmm…there was another candidate this year that asked us that despite not having much governing experience, to "trust him".

Thanks for proving my point. :(

Haven't seen the episode yet but with Trump being the presumptive Republican nominee, I want to vent when I hear anti-Trump folks dismiss his chances of winning in November. Is it any different as someone arrogantly thinking they can bring a goat to the final tribal council and think they'll win just because they are…

More like Rodney SUCKEY, amirite?

I tried the first season and, admittedly it's my fault, was wondering when they were getting to the fireworks factory.

In that photo, Kathy Bates would have been an excellent choice to play Pam in a live-action version of Archer.

Damn how are you not in a constant state of a drunken stupor?

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I always liked the This American Life story about his song Against All Odds in Starlee Kind's breakup. He was generous and sympathetic.

I'm in. What's the first rule of Angry Video Club?

Sure but then it's got to be set in the Deep South or Portland.