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Anyone watched The Amazing Race premiere? This year features teams famous on YouTube.

When Alia Shawkat did the leveled hands under her chin and goofy googly eyes, I wanted to punch her dumb face so much (and I swear this is a compliment).

Carly Rae Jepsen.

But that's a cop out. There's great movies with diverse casts if they looked for it. I mean, there's Tangerine, which had transgender ethnic women in it. That's a two-fer!! And then there's, uhh, there's…Aloha!

Hey did the AV Club ever address the lack of diversity in its Best Of Movies list? Someone, somewhere called them out in it.

That's what I said! But the authorities said, "Sir, please climb off the patient and put your clothes back on".

The ghost will be the aborted fetus that haunts the couple?

Excuse me, it's actually I Just Wanna Rock.

Oh no.

Good Lord, I remember Fresh Air's review for Season 1.

What about those Hertz commercials with OJ and Arnold Palmer? Those ads where OJ is fake arguing with Palmer over the best traits about the rental company?

Wait, there's ten episodes of this?! I thought it was a TV movie!!

had a YUGE crush of MM years ago

Natalie Portman = this generation's Jodie Foster?

One, POC need to be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever a POC's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "Where's POC"? Three—

Shouldn't he be worrying about making The Daily Show relevant?

I like how white Josh was wearing flip flops with a bottle opener on the bottom.

My YouTube suggestions popped up a cover of Crowded House's Don't Dream, It's Over by Cryus and Ariana Grande. It's a by the numbers reproduction but the strength of those two voices is worth a listen.

And to be clear, I'm saying this as a mocking statement.

Yeah I wasn't sure I wrote that fairly or respectfully. But I think R Kelly is on to something when he says there's a generational cycle of abuse. Thankfully, in my family it looks like it stopped at one generation but who knows if it's the norm or the exception.