Holy shit, were you there too? You must have been the guy cheering on that awful Zootopia trailer.

"But that's different! She's actually sword fighting with a light saber against a trained fighter!" — scratching my neckbeard

Just saw it. Fun movie, totally bought into the emotional beats.

Savage is the type of guy that would say, "Welcome to the company! I always believe diversity is the biggest asset for any company!" but mutters "Stupid c*nt" under his breath when a woman ask why he used a calendar quarter over the fiscal quarter for his projections.

Just want to say I loved him in The 10th Kingdom.

? I know you are but what am I?

Yeah that's what my initial take was too but it seems like it could be something else.

No seriously what does that mean?

Well, I still like Carly Rae Jepsen. I like her cover on Last Christmas. Way better than Taylor Swift's version.

Remember Your Highness,
with Portman, James Franco, Danny McBride, Zooey Deschanel (?!), and a pre-Homeland Damian Lewis? Yeah, me neither.

So if my math is right, we'll get four Daredevil seasons, three Jessica Jones seasons, two Luke Cage seasons, and one Iron Fist season before we get one The Defenders season?

Noah's and Helen's old college buddy.

Last five halftime performers:

This is more of a music business question than a musical taste thing: why didn't they ask Taylor Swift? I'm thinking they actually did and she turned them down. There were rumors the halftime show were asking performers to PAY them for the privilege of performing and Swift said go fuck yourself, I'm Taylor Swift.

When the dumb kid said, "Mom? Mom?" As they talked out into the zombies, I literally said out loud, "Shut the fuck up".

Kids are the worst.

Watching some Rise of the Tomb Raider gameplay. Lara Croft needs some rotator cuff surgery after this game.

I remember renting King of Comedy through Blockbuster's DVD mail service (!) looking for the Stephen Chow comedy but instead got the Robert De Niro/Jerry Lewis black comedy. Resulted in a weird family night.

Is this…is this a sex euphemism?

I will only watch because Carly Rae Jepsen is in it and I've been obsessed with her new album.