"So did they ever find DolphinLips?"

Oh no. A fellow addict just told me I can inject it through the veins between my toes.

How is Tapped Out a game where "nothing happens" and a game where you're "not having fun" but Angry Birds 2 presumably is?

Aww crap. Is this why they say recovering addicts should never be around other addicts? Because they could tempt you back into addiction?

Anyone still playing The Simpsons one? I stopped when I got a new phone and had the willpower to not download it. It's a weird thing to do when you hit a certain age and realize you don't have the 30 minutes to spend each day playing the game.

Haha when it fell I said "oh man you guys are fucked"

(waits a beat)

Oops there goes Gravity (Falls)…

Yeah but what you don't know was that fig tree fucked his sister so…

CoD keeps making these jumps into the future. What's next? Man makes a breakthrough in space and there's fighting on Pluto? They go back in time and ape Assassin's Creed but with mass warfare? Figure out what the hell happened after Call of Duty: Ghosts?

This is going to be the best place to complain as any other article but I was passing through the lunch room and I overhear someone explain a military recruiting practice and actually use the phrase "what civilians actually miss" in that dismissive tone you usually hear on the Internet when someone, almost always men,…

THANK YOU XENU

Too late. Watched The Last Man On Earth (meh, next week is the last episode of the season already?) and Last Week Tonight (decent outing).

??? Maybe I'll have to watch this before Crazy Ex-Girfriend.

I've seen BTAS but if Batman Beyond matches BTAS' highs, then I'll be impressed and it's a must-watch.

I'd like to tackle this when I have time. Netflix is confusing since it shows two seasons and Wikipedia doesn't help. And there's a Static Shock crossover? Should I watch Justice League too?

Dude, bad news. Aziz Ansari is having a guest star role next episode.

Yeah, it was about the Starbucks thing. I want to think he's being sarcastic but just because he was on Parks and Rec doesn't mean anything.

"Women never look attractive under [glasses]."

Geez you sound like those Christians that think they're persecuted by the secularist lame stream media.