Since you also appear to misunderstand what Due Process is, let me clarify. Due Process is a thing that the Government must give you when it takes an action that affects any of your rights.

Since you seem to also not really understand how Due Process works, let me clarify something for you:

-1 False equivalence.

My mom’s board is all “saved” things (other people’s freebies) or things bought on sale. “Never know when you need it!” And it’s just swallowed her whole house right up. Drowning in things. Perfectly good things, some things that are just a little broken and will be fixed “someday” it’s just... Wow.

If it is encouraging: I used to have this constant, low-level anxiety when I first lived on my own and my place was a MESS. I didn’t learn how to clean at home, how to create a routine of it, so it was always an insurmountable obstacle.

Oh man, my mom has developed a crazy hoarding issue(just stuff, not animals or gross TLC-level hoarders) and I remember never getting rid of clothes being part of the earlier aspects of it. Now I do a yearly purge, and it feels FUCKING AWESOME.

I had working parents and was an active kid, back in olden times before cell phones existed. And I turned out ok, and so did my friends. The “neccesity’ of cell phones is totally fake, created by Steve Jobs so you would make him a zillionaire. Like, what would happen if we did not have cell phones? We would all be…

True. For some reason, kids abuse the shit out of their phones, so, not being as rich as Madonna, I have a problem with giving the kid a $600 device that will inevitably be destroyed. My younger kid got my used 5, and broke the screen about 6 months later. It didn't really faze him until I replaced it with a $99…

“hard-core macrobiotic diet,”

I...fully support a kid not getting an iPhone till after they’re 15

Yes, your opinion is much more important because you are a mother. Please go on.

He is the worst for other reasons, but she took off her top and she has breast implants. Come on. Do you really think she was offended? She was prancing around topless. And I say this as someone who is a sex-worker.

We do the same thing in Seattle by telling everyone it rains here all the time. So much rain, all the time, you pretty much have to swim to work 365.

I don’t think that was a point of confusion.

Yes, but George, when you ruin your children, sometimes the state has to take them away from you for their own welfare.

More info on “paid”, please. Have read a number of bios re: Grace but never heard this tidbit...

I think the turkey baster comment wasn’t in regards to his ability to father children, but in her willingness to let him come near her. He has two confirmed children outside this marriage.

Recoiling

but like...Monaco is basically known for only three things: the Grand Prix, gambling, and Grace Kelly and the monarchy.