I have been trying to plan a hangout with a mom-friend for MONTHS now. Every text exchange goes like this:

I know everyone thinks their baby’s development is so special and unique to that specific baby, but barring any disability it’s really not. Babies generally develop at similar rates. If I hear about how “amazing” it is one of my friend’s toddlers does cheers with their sippy cup at 1.5 years old I’m going to scream.…

I relate to your second point so hard. I’m so tired of always having to be the one to initiate the hangout and then go to them, even with my friends who are in walking distance (!)

I went to my husband’s cousin’s kid’s 3rd birthday party and there was no booze and i wanted to die.

I can guarantee Wintour would have had a heavy hand in that.

On Ink Master they had the contestants work in teams to paint Dodge Chargers and Oliver told them they had to produce something that would “harness the power of Dodge”. It was so out of character I bust out laughing.

Only the sneakers.

YES! That was a great piece.

If it’s anything like granite or marble, it’s like a varnish you have to apply every couple of years. Marble bathrooms and kitchens, while pretty, are really high maitenance. It’s a soft, porous stone that needs regular sealing and can stain easily.

She’s going to have to seal that wall every year or two to avoid moisture getting in.

Martha Stewart started that and even threw a bit of shade(lol) at the current trend, saying she always incorporated grey into her rooms, or something along those lines, I wish I could find the quote.

I’d say you have to do what works for you, so if Dove works then use it. but my SIL used plain ol coconut oil on my baby nephew’s eczema and it helped, and she had tried a lot of products.

And thank goodness for that.

They don’t really help though. Embarrassing Bodies sent a group of balding men to various treatments, everything from essential oils to prescription drugs, to electro therapy I believe and finally a hair transplant. The transplant was the only thing that worked but they look terrible. The best solution is to bald…

There are some things that are NOT reasons why people voted for that orange idiot, you know.

The first one combines two of my least favorite people in the world: people who invite parents to their wedding and tell them not to bring their kids

I’m really glad my good-family-by-comparison husband married me, with the shit family. I now have a nice family of in-laws and have developed great boundaries (i.e. cut the vast majority of them off, including my mother) with the toxic ones.

My husband takes 45min-an hour EVERY DAY. He also goes through almost an entire roll of TP every day. Once he was in there for 2 hours. If we can ever afford a bigger place I’m insisting on 2 bathrooms because i cant take it.

My mom did that all the time but she was also an alcoholic. Once my sister came for dinner and my mom was asleep on the john for the entire thing.

I am a bathroom camper at the office, or i flush while things are happening to cover any sounds. At my last workplace our floor was below a floor mostly occupied with conference rooms. No one was EVER in those bathrooms so that’s where I would abscond to to poop. It was perfect.