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I feel you. When a video first came out of the Disney World Belle castle and the ballroom restaurant, I cried. Seeing your childhood favorite “in real life” is moving af

This is perfect. Thank you!

Zootopia! And Frozen!

I’d rather have him than Guilliani for the role.

I’ve read that the couples on Love It or List It film both a “list it” ending and a “love it” ending and the producers just edit the one they want in, because the vast majority of them just want a cheap reno and don’t want to move at all. I would feel safe to assume Property Brothers: Buying And Selling works the same…

Just the few rooms! I looked this up once. Smart couples get kitchens and bathrooms done by the show, silly couples get their kids’ rooms done and a man cave decorated. Usually bedrooms, etc, just need new flooring, drywall patching, furniture and paint to get in decent shape — all of which can be done fairly cheaply…

At least on Property Brothers you get a reno.

THIS IS GOLD

So they should take the minor charges off entirely.

“Your verbiage is wrong!”

What are you talking about? You may want to read my comment again. Closely.

Hot take.

Hot and sour, miso, and my fave: PHO!

Yeah. I’ve been married for four years now, but don’t get asked about kids often. I think it’s because I live in a big city and people don’t start popping them out here till much later.

I’ve realized that if I want to see my friends with kids, I have to go to them (and their kids). They just don’t have the same freedoms anymore.

When Wall St bros went to a screening of Wolf, they cheered.

Yeah I’m the first person to defend victims of police misconduct but this was pretty basic SOP.

Or a dachshund? Or anything other than a golden retriever?

But tbh a lot of dog training and “kid training” theory is almost exactly the same.