F. you and your “PrOnOuNs”!

A nation of people with toddler mentality bent on burning their brains off with any drugs they can get their hands on.

“these savages”

And when someone steals your computer or your house catches on fire you...

Google their reviews and read about them in the BBB site. Shady AF!

Good riddance! They were dumb a**holes. I got a free year and when I tried to use a coupon to renew they (rudely) told me I couldn’t, great business sense!

I never even hinted at homosex, but whatever sodomizes your boat :)

(Jesus! A Trumpanzee? Here?)

Hear, hear! Down with Cheeto Hitler™, his mutant family and all the racist Trumpanzees!

Nah, I just check my account all that often, anymore. As evidenced by this six day few weeks delay. Too be fair, your extremely witty comeback is clearly a genius work of impromptu art. You should consider a career in urbane acerbic comebacks.

And it only took you 5 days to think of that? Wow.....Can I have your autograph?

Shut up Baldy! (Nope, don’t feel good either)

You write letters to guys in prision, don’t ya?

They can’t scan your pictures and make $ off the data if they’re in your computer :)

Here ya’ go:

And she didn’t go Snowden on them?? “F*** the world I gots mah paycheck”

Wow, and here I was, feeling sad for those Syrian migrant children drowning in the sea, priorities.

So F***ing annoying! “clickbait, clickbait, clickbait! Impeach Gizmodo! Helps!!”

Nah! Just another bland, lazy, boring, “here’s some discounts, buy and GTFO” sale with an afterthought comic book thrown in.

I LOLed...