I'm saying my give a fuck meter is pegged at zero, and my BS detector is pegged at maximum.

Who knows why? All I know is that her word isn't worth shit about anything happening that night, and I can't manage the slightest give a fuck even if that's what actually happened here.

Don't buy it being called rape. Neither would a jury.

We only have what she said, and given that she was drunk, stoned, and participating in an orgy, I don't buy a rape at all and neither would a jury.

Needs more stars and out of the gray.

Even doctors are required to report crimes.

The minorities will whine about everything, along with those suffering White Guilt Syndrome.

Wrong on both counts.

These are still so true:

It isn’t blackface. The outrage committee at Jezebel needs to STFU.

To be fair, that is pretty unusual.

Some countries use the comma where we use the decimal point.

No, I'm not trying at all.

Apparently not - you're still whining about being insulted.

I realize that comparing you to Justin Bieber may not be insulting to you.

Cry on someone else's shoulder. For a grown man he's girly.

"Totes" is a verb that has a meaning. If the demographic is silly twit kids, you're right but I don't even hear them in SoCal use it.

Common slang among silly pathetic asswipes, maybe. Totes belongs on the top of lists of words compiled every year that should be banned unless used as a verb.

Using "totes" makes you sound like an even more girly version of Justin Bieber.