Totes would not be pleasing to the ear, and it looks looks a grammatical error in print. I only ever see a few silly people use it here. Anywhere else, never. Not in speech, not in writing.

Well, I'd kick the shit out of someone using "totes" in a conversation.

People who use it are trying to be trendy, but come off as pathetic losers.

That word is what's wrong. Pathetic.

Hostile.

It wasn't really a joke at all, cool d00d.

It's the silliest word on the planet. Makes you seem so COOL!

"Totes" is a joke?

Some women should just stay single.

"Totes". Aren't you cute and trendy.

Well, you sure told them, silly.

Nope. PhD here and I think it's ridiculous to keep adding holidays.

Let's just cancel school altogether. Heaven forbid someone's religion not get a holiday off. The world might end (on Jezebel at least).

This is truly one of the dumber rants ever posted on Jezebel.

Seriously? An old Dire Straits video.

I always thought he said "the redcoats are coming" if anything.

cucumbers.

They stand on their own, but it isn't as though it wouldn't be considered a lot more accomplishment if she fought in the men's ranks. Fact is that women's sports are equivalent to the minor leagues in men's sports.

Why doesn't she have anything to prove?

The invading Jezebel rabble want rumors to constitute allegations.