These are still so true:

It isn’t blackface. The outrage committee at Jezebel needs to STFU.

To be fair, that is pretty unusual.

Some countries use the comma where we use the decimal point.

No, I'm not trying at all.

Apparently not - you're still whining about being insulted.

I realize that comparing you to Justin Bieber may not be insulting to you.

Cry on someone else's shoulder. For a grown man he's girly.

"Totes" is a verb that has a meaning. If the demographic is silly twit kids, you're right but I don't even hear them in SoCal use it.

Common slang among silly pathetic asswipes, maybe. Totes belongs on the top of lists of words compiled every year that should be banned unless used as a verb.

Using "totes" makes you sound like an even more girly version of Justin Bieber.

Totes would not be pleasing to the ear, and it looks looks a grammatical error in print. I only ever see a few silly people use it here. Anywhere else, never. Not in speech, not in writing.

Well, I'd kick the shit out of someone using "totes" in a conversation.

People who use it are trying to be trendy, but come off as pathetic losers.

That word is what's wrong. Pathetic.

Hostile.

It wasn't really a joke at all, cool d00d.

It's the silliest word on the planet. Makes you seem so COOL!

"Totes" is a joke?