Some women should just stay single.

"Totes". Aren't you cute and trendy.

Well, you sure told them, silly.

Nope. PhD here and I think it's ridiculous to keep adding holidays.

Let's just cancel school altogether. Heaven forbid someone's religion not get a holiday off. The world might end (on Jezebel at least).

This is truly one of the dumber rants ever posted on Jezebel.

Seriously? An old Dire Straits video.

I always thought he said "the redcoats are coming" if anything.

cucumbers.

They stand on their own, but it isn't as though it wouldn't be considered a lot more accomplishment if she fought in the men's ranks. Fact is that women's sports are equivalent to the minor leagues in men's sports.

Why doesn't she have anything to prove?

The invading Jezebel rabble want rumors to constitute allegations.

There needs to be an "Outrage Clearing House", to make sure nobody is ever outraged by anything again, ever.

Hang the asshole already.

You did essentially:

Who doesn't? Censoring is easy for people here.

Why? Because it gets defined and redefined depending on the politics of the moment.

Was that a constructive thread?

She is only if amazing diarrhea is a superpower.

Actually, that was even dumber than your usual tripe. You must have reached all the way up your ass to your esophagus for that.