Maximum Derek.

I mean...the US Census Bureau uses 1982 as “the supposed year that the millennial generation begins,” while the Chamber of Commerce uses 1980.

No, no. Sam, being an Ayn Rand devotee, means David Spade hasn’t done a Randian comedy since Tommy Boy. 

$5 says the MCU uses a CGI Stan in at least one movie before public objections make them stop.

I really like Common as a rapper ... But most of his acting I am not a big fan especially anything he is in and he is playing a badass.

There’s an extra Easter egg in Personality Map

He’ll always be Bob to me

So how did things go at the intrinsic field lab today?

Jesse’s review of Minions included this great line:

They had no choice, in his British accent he kept calling everyone “Whoms.”

So they hired and paid Benedict Cumberbatch money, only to saddle him with an unrecognizable American accent, thus rubbing him of his defining, Cumberbatch-iest quality: his low rumbling voice. It’s like when Robots hired Ewan Macgregor as the lead, then made him have an American accent. I’ll never understand doing…

The framing in that second still is making me laugh, it looks like she’s in a fire extinguisher case that Jacket Phoneman is walking by. Break Glass For Tiny Lisbeth Salander In Case Of Emergency!

Kavanaugh & Weinstein have been accused of criminal sex acts.

But her entrails!

Counterpoints: a) he’s awesome; b) he can support himself for life off of fan conventions; c) he’s awesome; d) he’s easily Outback Steakhouse material; e) your manager at the Wawa said to get back to work

He might be, but he also might be complaining about the incessant “this show is so great, you have to watch it” that seems to accompany another new show every damn week. I mean, yeah, there’s no reason you have to obey it all.

I remember one night in college when one of my indie loving friends was just ripping on Abba, and then suddenly one of our cohorts declared “But the songs are just the most amazing pop masterpieces”. We all fell silent and nodded silently while we drank the rest of our beers.

Yeah, damn you, Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again!

You missed the best ones:

"I can't adjust to serving coffee! Just three months ago, I was a time traveler!"