I wonder if Seacrest’s uneven eyes were the result of a filler issue rather than a health problem.

As a small business owner who happens to own a tiny little yoga studio, first we are a family. To make sure my teachers who are all independent contractors, were able to access revenue right away, I changed the policy regarding payment once our lockdown went into place, making sure the teachers are payed directly…

Looks like Vera Wang made a dress from the leftovers of that NYC “The Gates” exhibit, which looked like a big construction zone.

6. Fuck you for not letting people have their entertainment. Do you only watch educational programming? Never do anything fun? FUCK OFF.

I don’t even watch E! but you are being an elitist asshole.

San Francisco is going to be a ghost town in our lifetimes, mark my words. The moment that it becomes impossible for any but the 1% to live there, everyone they rely on for service will up and leave, and with no one to do things for them, the rich will leave too.

This is the best thing you’ve ever written on Jezebel. Please stop writing about celebrities – you’re bad at it. Please stop writing about sex – you’re bad it. Please keep writing about your own life and about disenfranchisement and society – this is really good.

Reminds me of how I got laid off of my last job.

My manager sent me an e-mail the night before, setting up a conference call with me, and saying that he had “some exciting opportunities” to talk to me about.

The F***er told me to pack my desk on that call.  Still pissed about that.

Honestly, I’d pay $35/ticket for them to just live-stream a performance if that helped them keep their jobs. I’d probably pay more than that. This is just...so sad.

Bernie, the dumb narcissist, is going to endanger a lot of people by forcing them to go to the polls for what’s already a foregone conclusion. He could have shown real leadership and humanity and dropped out, but it’s never about the little guy, it’s about his ego. It says something that I’m stuck in my apartment and…

Man, if only there was a way to workout at home without a Peloton.

This isn’t an average American shower, I’m sure. It’s going to have multiple shower heads, some sort of seat, and probably enough room for a small book club to meet on Tuesday evenings.

Speaking as a Black person, skin folk ain’t kinfolk. Every Uncle Tom and Aunt Jemima who support the white supremacist in office will have their day. Until then, keep your eyes on the prize and vote 45 out of office in November, no matter what.

The top image has a sign that says 1 in 5 people can’t afford period products. But here you are saying you are more than happy to swipe your credit card on a $2000 plane ticket to get free tampons.

Look... I get it, Bezos has far too much money and income inequality is bullshit and Amazon workers are treated like shit. That’s shitty.

I’m honestly doing the work of 10 millennials right now with my annual wine consumption so everyone else better start stepping up already

Nothing could be done? HE WAS LIVING IN A DORM ROOM. 

I’m confused: a big part of JLo’s job is to be incredibly hot. Her body is exceptional because she works incredibly hard to make it so—-it’s not impossible, just very hard. People do very hard things all the time when they have incentives to do so. I mean, folks are aware that she is a professional performer and…

This made it sound a lot more mysterious than it is. There’s not even anything subtle about it.

Wait... an organization for marlins decided to advertise with “white lives matter” and “blue lives matter?” It sounds more to me like some right wing troll wanted to find some sham front to use those two anti-BLM phrases and just asked themselves “hmmm, what’s white and blue?” Honestly, it was probably a 50-50 shot…

Happy Hanukkah! Hang out at Grandmas’s. May all the Hanukkah gelt and latkes come your way!