My parents divorced when I was 6 and by the time my siblings and I were in our teens, our visits with him had become fairly infrequent. So we were all excited when our grandmother invited him over for the holidays.

Wait. How is this normal?

Normal: Working at a craft, looking at what you have done, appreciating it for what it is.

Not normal: Working at a craft, looking at what you have done, freaking the fuck out.

I make a lot of music. After about a year of:”Fuuuuuck. I hate my voice. I never want to hear it.” I got over it. Now…

I can’t have this on my desk, just looking at it makes my ovaries hurt.

I feel like with the exception of the bounty packs, none of these sculpts really capture the cuteness of the character as seen on screen.

Such a huge, and surprising misstep by Disney to not have Baby Yoda shit ready to go for the holidays.

Ah, a Jeff. Time to dig this up:

Maybe it’s my browser not interacting well with this site but how does an article like this not contain a single photo of the garment in question? I clicked on it with no idea what a teddy coat looks like and still have no idea. (Yes, I could google it but that’s not the point. The point is that is that if the word…

Oh, man, I was FUMING at the NPR story about this last night. I get the scale thing, and they’re not wrong about the fact that at those sheer numbers, you’re gonna have bad shit happen. But, look, we’re not asking Uber to fix humanity and solve the problem of sexual assault in society, we’re asking Uber to appropriatel…

Drink until you go to sleep tonight.  Then mimosa’s in the morning.  You are not starting drinking, you are continuing. Carry on. 

This is a much more important talking point.

Didn’t he try to climb on the door, but then it almost tipped over, so he decided to give up so that Rose doesn’t fall off? The answer is literally in the film.

As a Texan in a a red-red-red county, the eagerness of my neighbors to believe and regurgitate the attacks on the witnesses, an imperative to know the identity of and question the whistle-blower (despite the substance of the whistle-blower complaint being corroborated by multiple sources), and conservative talking…

I was on Taylor’s side although her performing at the AMAs isn’t technically creating a new master. The AMAs I’m sure asked for a license agreement or a release for the one time performance which is typical in the industry.

I honestly forgot that Rancic was cancelled until you brought it up . I’m losing track of these scandals. Someone needs to make a cheat sheet for quick reference with a quick description like : Rancic –Dreadlock , patchouli.

As if it could get worse, T.I. also readily admitted that he knows his 15 year old son started having sex last year and doesn’t have any issue with it. I’m guessing he also reminds his son that “those sluts” are fine for now, but make sure you find a respectable woman to date. 

So I initially thought your headlight was sarcastic and expected to read an article about something horrible that NBC did.  Imagine my pleasant surprise that they formed a union!

Fuck off, Don.

Maybe this is a good place to brag on my wife (slightly OT):

The video is gone!
But without watching, I know that LiLo doesn’t hold a candle to my man Mufasa.

I knew I didn’t imagine this - but somehow I blocked out the memory of David Spade in a Martha Stewart wig...