Miley was co-opting queer culture to make a buck. Period, end of story. 

Can you guys please turn off autoplay? I’m getting unrelated video playing automatically in the sidebar, within stories, and in stories below the one I’m reading. It’s really fucking annoying.

Snakehead fish are terrifying. A few years back, a friend of mine agreed to go to someone’s apartment to feed their fish while they were gone. I went along, thinking I’d see something pretty or exotic. NOPE. My friend opened the top of the aquarium and the fucking thing JUMPED OUT and started slithering around on the…

I do love the outside, it’s a beauitful house, shame the focal point is a cluster of water bottles.

Word on the street is that she’s working on a machine that can mount an effective legal defense without requiring a lawyer. She’s going to disrupt the whole industry! First they dismiss you, then they laugh at you, then you change the world!

#Legalnos

I am not a Swift fan at all but she is a celebrity.... I could see her getting very different treatment than you or I do. My ex had eye surgery (sort of like lasik but different) and he got a few days worth of Xanax.

Can this be filed to “news that’s not shocking at all”.

First, Joan, the show is on Hulu, not Amazon.

How does one manage to convince themselves that they’re the inflluencer when they’re doing Kim Kardashian cosplay?

My boobs hurt just looking at the pictures.

Coordinating outfits:

Peter + Dean 4ever

I got a new kitty! Picked him up from the shelter and he was very sick. Trying to nurse him back to health. He’s the SWEETEST fucking cat I’ve ever seen.

We finally had a nice summer day, in the mid 70s with a strong breeze, low humidity, so I did some gardening in the morning, and I made some cheddar jalapeno corn bread for our dinner tomorrow. We’re going to smoke some ribs, and have broccoli salad, and some dilly green beans and cucumbers (from the garden!) and the…

Every time I see a picture of JoJo I wonder just how far back her hairline can recede before she finally stops pulling it back in such a tight ponytail.

“You know that they’re a Siwanator, which means that they are kind, they are nice, they are strong, they are powerful, they love everyone, they support everyone. They wanna be your friend; they wanna be everyone’s friend.”

This reminds me of a performance piece/skit series in the late 90's, in Austin Texas. I forget the name of the entire show...something mock scolding about not jumping on the bed. Anyway, without prior warning we witnessed a piece about Prucella The Pussy Puller. She came out dressed as a masked Mexican wrestler, mask…

A quick look online informs that Smart Cover (as seen in tv infomercials) is $24.99; Sally Hanson Airbrush leg (spray) makeup is $8.99; and top-shelf Dermablend is $34.00/tube. All of these are well reviewed (there’s also one from Ulta that’s highly recommended and priced competitively with Smart Cover).

I am pretty sure if Harris, Lovato, Sia (who loves the Zieglers) and Bieber support Scooter, then it seems to me the issue is with Swift.