Even with their proximity to Russia, I would 100% move to Finland if I were offered a job there. I would move out of my red state shithole in a fucking heartbeat, Putin be damned. 

https://www.fox26houston.com/news/artists-create-20-murals-around-houston-area-to-honor-spc-vanessa-guillen

The doctor had been arrested just last week and had been wearing an ankle monitor.

My suggestion is totally a joke. JLo played Selena, so of course a Selena should play her.

My suggestion is totally a joke. JLo played Selena, so of course a Selena should play her.

No, no. This is actually a brilliant answer to that question (and it seems clear to me that she wasn’t saying that everyone else is too old. She was just skirting the question). Why is it brilliant? Because answering the way she did short circuits the Cycle of Stupid Celebrity Questions that inevitably arises in these…

God, I love Ardern. Wee pointer about New Zealand (from what I’ve learned and what I’ve been told from family in the country) - it might be a small nation technically (six million people living in a country that’s apparently the same size as California, with 33% of all Kiwis living in Auckland) it’s a damned efficient…

Its just so fucking refreshing listening to leaders speak who actually 1) know things and 2) are leaders. The way they riffed that garbage question into a little masterclass on inter-country cooperation is a reminder of how so many other government leaders are just there because they knew the right people.

And to…

Despite the new reforms, there was a 13 percent increase in reported cases of sexual assault across the entire U.S. military in 2021.

sued a local newspaper in 2021 for defamation after the Scranton Times-Tribune mentioned a 2010 indictment against Godlewski for “corruption of a minor” in a profile about him. 

I would kill to live in a country run by women like these two, who are just like, “fuck your sexist bullshit, I’m here to get shit done.”

I’m sorry. M-W.com defines burial as “depositing in the earth”. Therefore, burying a miscarriage - as horrific as sentence as that is to type - should be nothing more complex than what you do to Fluffy, the class hamster.

He did in the show Episodes

Garner’s comparison is less flattering when viewed as an allusion to this:

Same thought here. I think back to my 20's, and... yeah. Seems on track. Carry on young lady.

I thought that was a picture of Marilyn Manson. And I judged hard. In fact I'm still judging even though I know it's actually a different dude. Yes, I know, don't judge a book by its cover and all. But there's fine print: unless that cover looks like Marilyn Manson, because all of those guys are the worst. Avoid at…

No judgement on Billie’s choice of partners, but I hope she knows that as a gorgeous and immensely talented 20-year-old woman with a wildly successful career that she can “pull” ANY ass she wants. ANY.

I was not ready for that photo. 

When Candace Cameron is coming to your defense, you know you are awful 

Some people are born with gold teeth that are encrusted with diamonds.  It’s a real physical disability, gold teeth deform over time and this guy is going to end up with a mouth that looks like a bunch of recovered bullets from Scaramanga’s range trip if he eats too many hard candies.