Elon obviously adopts the same alpha-speak tone as His Trumpness, where every announcement has to be punctuated with a Nugget of Elite Wisdom that you normals weren’t privy to, and an exclamation mark!

Warnock paid for childcare. Walker paid for abortions.

I don’t know how anyone looks at that frat-boy douchebag face and believes a word this guy says.

The Bahamas, a region Billy cares so deeply about that he left more than 200 locals unpaid for months of work. I don’t know how anyone looks at that frat-boy douchebag face and believes a word this guy says.

They are, CO was the first state to go full VBM. It's literally the same concern as Oregon.

“Its that these people have [...] the ice on hand.” I think it’s worth acknowledging that one of the more destructive aspects of social media and influencer culture is that it builds this myth that every night is a fancy-panty night

The district was supposed to be a reliably red one. It should have gone for her the way it went for MTG in Georgia. The fact that it is this close is actually a very good sign, as she was expected to be a shoo in. There are a lot of major Republican strategists who are freaking the fuck out over how close this is,…

I know this is primarily humorous, but there are plenty of affordable ice molds which come in a huge variety of shapes and sizes. Adding espresso, juice, fruit or other flavorings and colorings doesn’t have to be a huge expense either. This all is just really the homemade popsicle molds of 2020's. My own are just poor…

The church is supposed to direct the government. The government is not supposed to direct the church. I’m tired of this separation of church and state junk...It was not in the Constitution, it was in a stinking letter and it means nothing like what they say it does.

 Like the apparent Red Tsunami that never was?  LOL

Republicans were hooting and cheering a red wave that never even materialized, so they’re even?

...til it isn’t her church calling the shots; then it would be a whole ass problem.

There is none! Other than the fact that they can.

“Those that know her don’t care for her,” Frisch told me last night. “And there are lot more people who know her now.”

frame.aLilly can claim newer forms of insulin cost more to manufacture but the vast majority of their patients take Humalog, which launched in 1996. So there’s no explanation there for increased prices in the 2008-2022 time frame.

I haven’t had much esteem for Musk since he suggested an inflexible, unworkable submarine as a solution to a problem that was already on its way to being solved (not to mention calling one of the people on his way to solving the problem a “pedophile” for no good reason).  But even I am taken aback with the swiftness…

I think there’s a really good chance Tom hasn’t been home with the kids in at least that time; the divorce was just finalized, but that doesn’t mean they were living as a married couple up until then. 

Are you equating the time the ink dried on the divorce papers to the time the marriage was over? Because hoooo boy, those are most definitely NOT the same thing.

I guess the spin is now that Elon is doing this all intentionally to ruin Twitter, but it seems like there has to have been better ways to do so than massively overpaying and then publicly looking like a clueless idiot as newly purchased company circles the drain almost immediately.

The announcement had over 1,500 retweets and 10,000 likes before it was finally taken down