No you wouldn't, Jared's frog tongue and keen amphibian reflexes would have made it too dangerous.

It’s her makeup. Tiffany’s makeup has always been a hot, trashy mess. I don’t know if it’s the makeup artist’s fault or she thinks she looks good...

Did you see the back? 😱

Tiff, honey. You married real* money. You didn’t have to get married at Mar-a-Lago.

Say what you will about Grace Kelly’s bitchy, wooden acting style (yes I wanted someone else in the perfect-except-for-her Dial M for Murder) but the woman could wear a dress. Ivanka...just can’t. And what the hell are those shoes? Doesn’t she PAY people to match her shoes to her clothes? Did the reception feature a…

In most of the PEOPLE wedding pix, it’s difficult to tell if Trump is smiling, or struggling with an impacted bowel.

Her shoes were a terrible style choice. Not only are they a different style than the dress, but the dress isn’t floor length, so the eye is drawn to those tacky platforms.

Ivanka’s stripper shoes and shaggy bangs are... courageous choices.

Sir this is a Wendy’s

the ‘fail’ rate of FedEx and UPS is multiple magnitudes higher than the USPS, regardless of the anecdotal evidence you just remember off the top of your head of a fractional number of incidents.

Call me cynical, but I'll believe it when a rich white man is broke and in prison. 

Sweeney posted photos of herself at her mom’s MAGA-themed birthday party, posing next to family members in Blue Lives Matter shirts and pro-Trump paraphernalia.

What Leah needs to do is sue Shelly. Seriously. She needs to have someone try and serve her — if they can’t then a third party can raise the fact that she is inaccessible. Better yet, if someone were able to raise a credible allegation of an assault or crime committed by Shelly, then the authorities would have to go…

In much the same way republicans complaining about antifa are calling themselves fascists.

I was wondering about that. It reads a bit like the people who complain about “those damn anti-fascists”.

Maybe it is pandemic related, but I'm really buying in to these cheesy lifetime/Hallmark movies that I've always scoffed at in the past. They aren't good movies but you bet your ass I watched the whole thing (maybe some in the background, but still).

Nothing in my response would require such a dramatic diversionary tactic. 

The criticisms have nothing to do with the woman but rather the intentions of the guy. Most women who come out of these relationships realize why men date younger women... nothing to do with the woman and everything to do with her youth. 

Yes they are adults, but let’s not romanticize Evans’ intentions in dating a woman in her early-twenties. As nigh-every older woman who dated an older man in her twenties can tell you, the age is a fetish and a distraction from aging. Whether it’s a celebrity or the wealthy guy in your hometown, the reasons for an…

Welp, now he is no longer my favorite Chris. Chris Pine just got promoted on my list. I was so sadly misguided.