Jenner’s issue is that she is an arsehole.

What is Jenner’s issue? Is it that Dylan hasn’t had bottom surgery and therefore can’t, in her view, identify as a trans woman? Does she actually think Republicans accept trans women who have had bottom surgery? The level of cognitive dissonance it must take to be Caitlyn Jenner and remain a Republican must be…

Yup. Jenner’s transition is very different than most. She had wealth, a supportive audience (via reality TV show), and a history of being in the public eye as celebrated athlete.

This is so sad and predictable as we already have seen how ciswomen on the right love to spew hatred at ciswomen on the left for not being a woman “the right way.” Now it’s a conservative trans woman telling another trans woman “you’re not doing it the right way.” Good for Mulvaney for sticking up for herself but also…

To all the greys insisting that her *other* career is how she should be identified:

Conservatives are so crap at satire.

Another worthless cease and desist. Trademark doesn’t work this way. Ikea is not competing in the videogame space.

I’m no legal expert but couldn’t he claim that the game is satire/parody? Not that it matters, IKEA would just outspend him to the point where it wouldn’t be worth the effort.

I give it 3 to 6 months before Brady is romantically linked to a model or other celebrity between the ages of 24 and 29.

My mom got pregnant with me at 40 and had ALL the tests done because she knew she’d likely become a single parent and “old”. She once told me that if any of them had come back saying I’d be born with any serious abnormality that she would have aborted me. I 100% agreed with her and was glad she had the choice. I can’t…

“Really? I would never. I could never do that. Especially knowing we’re trying to have a kid. Just...just abort mission because they’re gonna have some challenges and we’re gonna have some challenges? I’m mentally tough enough to handle whatever challenge that may present.”

All the more reason this conversation was so important. Where else would the average viewer of this show be exposed to that kind of discourse? 

Aw see, now you reminded me that Mitch Hedberg is dead. :(

To be fair, no one told Perry life was gonna be this way. 

He might also have some of the Ozzy Osbourne genes. (I am not making this up.)

yeah it’s as simple as that. he just never updated his software to reflect that ‘keanu is a bad actor’ isn’t really a joke anyone makes anymore. i imagine if i was pilled out for 20 years i wouldn’t be far off.

Just go with Carrot Top or Joe Piscopo. In both cases there would only be one person who would object.

In a grand jury, the defense doesn’t present anything. It is the prosecutor who decides what to present. They can decide to present exculpatory evidence if they want, as prosecutors often do when putting police shootings before grand juries and other cases where they want to be seen doing something but don’t actually…

I think it’s a verified fact that the abuser is (or was) white. 

Maybe you could/should get a dictionary for Christmas?