I doubt that’s an error, just a typo. When I type a word beginning with a vowel, my phone autocorrects to “an” and then, if I insert another word, doesn’t re-correct back to “a”. I’ve got money that says he started out typing “an English professor” before swapping to “a professor of English” and just missed the n.

My hot take: he isn’t even good looking, he actually never was. Looks like a weasel. So all his fame and access to women was based on an illusion. His assholedom carried him and convinced people he had some reason to be so cocky. Which is quite an achievement, in its own way. 

Fuckin how can you claim credit for starting a SCHOOL and then brag about never reading a book?

“Reading doesn’t make you smarter...Can you learn things by reading? Sure.”

Levar Burton is a national treasure, you can stfu you transphobic dick weed 

Studies have shown that you retain information significantly better when you read it.  

The author didn’t in any way imply men aren’t also english majors, you seem to be arguing that the majority of men are? You need to work on your reading comprehension.

My ex cheated on me, and I never said a word about the woman he cheated me with UNTIL she inserted herself into my life. About 2 months after I found out, she messaged me and demanded that I sign the divorce papers. So I blame my ex 100% for stepping out, but I have also talked a lot of shit about the other woman…

No, I’m definitely with you. Maybe he’s just not my type at all, but I have always thought he looks like a rat faced douche bag with a Fantastic Sams haircut, and I really don’t understand the appeal (outside of the fame and $$$$, if you’re into that sort of thing).

Please. When women cheat, or even move on from an ex too quickly, they get called every name in the book, people feel entitled to diagnose them with all kinds of crap (not in a concerned way, but in a “of course this crazy b is having a breakdown, haha” way) and people performatively fall all over themselves to rant…

Jason Aldean’s wife (who he has since supported in her stance) is anti LGBTQ.

Isn’t Jason Alden and his wife who Morris is reacting to? I’m not sure I’d go with that as an example or progressive in country music. 

Sorry but I never understood his appeal. He has beady eyes and a rat face. Also, I laugh everytime I see his “California” belly tattoo... he’s such a skeevy douchbag.

You came to a gossip site to complain about gossip? You’re really fuckin dumb, aren’t you?

“He’s either drunk and high and incapable of even standing up, or he’s drunk and high and able to attack her, chase her, land blows? It just doesn’t make sense.”

Yo, why the Brendon Gleeson hate? 

Yeah, there were some good descriptions of AL back in the olden days. Two of my favourites from Madeleine Davies:

Amelie Gillette at the AV Club said his voice sounded like a mosquito buzzing in a tin can.

Who could have guessed THAT guy was a douchebag?

Who could have guessed THAT guy was a douchebag?

I mean other than his look, “music”, vibe, when he speaks, how he conducts himself in public, etc. What were the signs?!