I mentioned this above, but it’s worth repeating: get some NeuBrow (or revitabrow, it’s the same). It grew back the brows I destroyed in the 90’s. It’s a bit pricey, but a tube lasts a decently long time and is so worth it! I only need a tiny but of powder or pencil these days. Also, Amazon has it for way cheaper than…

I’ve been using NeuBrow (same as Revitabrow, different brand) for al.ost 6 months, and HOLY SHIT I HAVE EYEBROWS FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE LATE 90'S! I also initially got a bogo at Nordstrom, and have since purchased on Amazon ‘cause it’s nearly half the price. By the time I started the 2nd tube I saw undeniable…

2017 marks ten years in the shadows on this site for me. But it’s cool, most of my clothes are grey, so matching.

Last time I had one it hurt so bad I couldn’t sleep. I put a little crushed aspirin on it, and it KILLED the asshole. I wish I’d learned that trick years ago!

SO MUCH HANDSOME!!!

Picture PLEASE!!!

Bodies are so weird (in a gorgeous, wonderful, fascinating way). Thank you!!!

I am way more upset than i should be about not being able to see that video!!!

Sassafras (‘cause she’s so sassy!) or Saffron/Saffie. Also, I want to give them all SO MANY SCRITCHES!

Better Things is one of the most beautiful pieces of television EVER.

And DON’T fuck Chris Brown.

Agreed. I gave up on the US version 1.5 episodes in.

Obligitory:

We should really compile this information and submit it to schools around the country, so they can update their dress codes accordingly. “Contact lenses only for vision problems, and mandatory eyebrow removal!”

I have a coworker who uses fanny packs and I am always so jealous of her mobility and ability to carry so much. And she makes it look SO GOOD.

+1! Also, the way that dress (awesomely) clings to/accentuates her every line and curve, I think the fanny pack might be necessary. Even with a zero-fat body that fabric is bound to do funny things to one’s belly button.

She played Emma for fuck’s sake. That was a perfect opportunity to develop some self awareness. The woman is incapable of learning.

You mean “permanently illustrated” like a 12 year old boy’s idea of what a real hard dude rawker looks like.

SO MUCH. It looked extra weird to me, then I realized it was because of the obstructed belly button. Freaking me out.

It wouldn’t stop peeing on the rug.