SO MUCH. It looked extra weird to me, then I realized it was because of the obstructed belly button. Freaking me out.

It wouldn’t stop peeing on the rug.

I immediately started hunting for rainbow seersucker fabric and figuring out the pattern!

I’m such an idiot, I was trying to figure out why they used Beckham’s picture!

From my teenage years: Girl by Blake Nelson. I would finish it and immediately start it over. I got an autographed copy at Powell’s that was my treasure, and my original was passed around by friends who soon jumped onboard the Andrea Fanclub train.

Do you mean a Blind hem? Many sewing machines have a blind hem stich, but if yours doesn’t it can be done with zigzag!

The girl in the final picture has a coordinating bra and underwear set, for one.

Alt right, alt right, alt right!

THANK YOU!!! This is such a wonderfully detailed list, and I appreciate it so freaking much! You rock.

Any suggestions for particularly good books on the subject?

This one keeps making me chuckle.

Before I got my IUD, my periods would be on for 3 weeks, off for one. So the opposite of normal. Thanks, endometriosis!

I dunno, I like a bit of glass in my (cold, uncooked) roast.

I dunno, I like a bit of glass in my (cold, uncooked) roast.

Re: sleeping on a plane, use the horseshoe travel pillow thingy, but backwards (so it supports your chin instead of forcing your neck forward)! It makes a huge difference in terms of comfort. You don’t get that falling asleep in a moving car head jerking thing that wakes you up when you manage to doze off.

Yesterday someone posted a list of the show’s advertisers in the comments. Contacting them and saying you are boycotting their products as long as they keep supporting his bullshit is the most effective way to actually change anything— WAY more so than simply not watching.

Oh, thank you, I desperately needed a good laugh!

This. My coworker with the world’s biggest White Savior complex (who is, of course, pretty fucking clueless and almost racist in her attempts to not be) came into work with two packs of safety pins to pass out. I’ll stick to my Black Lives Matter and Stand With Standing Rock buttons. Let’s see the Nazi’s try to…

It’s amazing how the people who say shit like, “This is America, speak English!” typically have a loose at best grasp of the language themselves.

I started smoking again on Tuesday night, 2 years after quitting.

Fuck 2016.