TRUMP IS POUTING!

It’s really amazing how many world events have been BECAUSE OF HILLARY. She’s so influential!!!!

That was one sentence. He just threw in a bunch of “but” and “by the way” s.

Need this dress. And brain.

I’m not a guy, but I once accidentally walked in on my brother changing. I’ve been trying to bleach my brain ever since. It was 25 years ago, and this is the fist time I’ve ever discussed it.

It’s gotta be from Cooking for Bae. If not, it should be.

Note that DJ is holding a mic, while Hillary is wearing one. WONDER WHY!

And that Willamette Week is only good if you need to light a campfire.

This. The best thing my parents could do for their marriage was end it. Everyone was much happier and healthier after they did.

Here ya go!

I’m kinda jealous of the wide-eyed innocece/ naivety of the believers.

Have you seen this? It is so well put I got goosebumps (and honestly cried a little). It’s a handy tool for dealing with the ignorant.

I am still amazed at how well casted the HP films were. I’m usually irritated by child actors, but they were all amazing. And adorable. Not a single “Abel from SoA” situation.

I vaguely remember them having cops called on them by a neighbor a few years back. IIRC, they were in their hot tub listening to HIS ALBUM really loud. So he’s an insufferable musician, and they’re perfect together.

YES! I refer to him as Pamuk.

Now I’m getting matress ads on my phone. So it kinda worked?

For real. I didn’t get one, but my husband and I have discussed getting a post-nup. They aren’t legally solid like a prenup, but would at least be a decency guideline if we ever don’t love and respect each other anymore. I hate to think I might become an asshole that takes half his record collection out of spite.

I have honestly learned more about the reproductive system from you than the public school system I went through.

I feel so incredibly lied to by all the sex educators from my youth. And I want a refund for all those apparently unnecessary condoms used in all night bang-a-thons!